That hipsterross girl is faking liking you too, isn’t it clear? She pretends to so you keep complimenting her. She’s one of the biggest liars of us all. You know why you don’t get anyone saying show us your dick? Noone wants to see your dick. Gross.
I trust her. If I know anything about her, I know she’s not like that, she actually does like me as I am. If not, I invite her, please, let me know. But it’s meaningless, because she does like me.