… ohmygod really though. really.
Anon you’re a sad human being, and I feel sorry for you. You seem to be a shit person. I hope your dick is half as big as your ego, or you will be getting no where in life. Not with a personality like that, anyway.
*falls into your arms*
*bursts into tears*
Millie, I can’t tell you how much I adore you. Thankyou for backing me up, you are wonderful. Stay my milliekins from the milliemart forevar, OK? (Also, I adopt your girlfriend as my Eveypoos too, if that’s ok with her. Anyone good enough to meet your needs meets mine too)